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      <image:title>Travel - Grand Palace</image:title>
      <image:caption>I planned this trip based on recommendations from Trip Advisor, hotels where I could use points, and friend's recommendations.  We stayed in the Sheraton on the Chao Phraya River, so we had easy access to water taxis and could get anywhere in the city.   The Grand Palace was our first stop and is one of the main attractions in Bangkok.  While on the grounds, your shoulders, knees, and toes must be covered, which makes for some stellar fashion choices.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Travel - Methven</image:title>
      <image:caption>One of my number one reasons for visiting the SI was to snowboard.  I'd heard the mountains were epic because they're at the treeless alpine level, so trees don't get in the way of the trails. Since their seasons are opposite (southern hemisphere and all), I caught the tail-end of the snow at Mt. Hutt.  If you're going to board Mt. Hutt, you're going to stay in Methven, a sleepy little ski town similar to a baby-Breckenridge.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Travel - Hobbiton</image:title>
      <image:caption>...Hobbiton.  Going to NZ without going to Hobbiton was not an option.  So, the first stop on the NI was straight to Bilbo's house.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>London is similar to an old New England town, like Boston, which is to be expected for obvious reasons.  The history was rich since this was the birthplace of our founding fathers, but it wasn’t what I was expecting.  Every corner had some kind of American reminder: Burger King, McDonalds, KFC, and London Square was just like Times Square in New York City but with older buildings surrounding it.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Travel - Amsterdam</image:title>
      <image:caption>Most people know Amsterdam for the Red Light District and the legalization of marijuana.  You can go into a coffeeshop and come out with a nice high dependent upon whether you’re an Indica or Sativa fan.  For those of you who know me, you can guess which activities I participated in.  For those of you who do not, I will leave it up to your imagination.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Travel - Study Abroad Group on the Pontoon Boat</image:title>
      <image:caption>Manta Rays were migrating north toward warm water around the equator, and we had the luxury of swimming with them on a daily basis.  The first time I saw one, it was swimming right at me with its mouth open, and I just knew I was going to be swallowed alive, Moby Dick style.  For those of you who know about manta rays, you know how incredibly stupid (and impossible) that thought was since they’re filter feeders.  But, I proceeded to have a severe panic attack in the middle of the Pacific Ocean anyway.  Right as my heart was about to stop, the manta ray closed its mouth and swam backwards with its white belly facing me, so I could give it a scratch.  An enormous sea creature coming to eat me alive instead just wants to play?  Astonishing.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Travel - Sydney Opera House</image:title>
      <image:caption>Preplanning for the trip consisted of getting a passport, visa, packing, booking flights, accommodations, etc.  All things that were new to me.  Finally, the departure date arrived, and I was off on my first international trip, first time in an airport, first time crying at an airport, first time on a plane, first time drinking booze over international water, first time in another country, first time through customs, and on and on the “firsts” go.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Travel - Dominican Republic</image:title>
      <image:caption>If you’re in need of an all-inclusive resort on the cheap, the Dominican is where it’s at.  Just don’t cross over to the Haitian side of the island, and you’re good.  We stayed at the Occidental in Punta Cana.   The highlight of staying here was access to the disco bar, Mangu.  Supposedly, the number one dance club on the island, which I support.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Travel - Uruguay</image:title>
      <image:caption>I had never heard of Carmelo until I arrived there after an easy 10-hour overnight flight into Buenos Aires, an hour drive to a port, an hour ferry to Uruguay on the Buquebus, then an hour car ride to the resort.  The first thing I saw were horse-drawn carts as the primary means of transportation.  Hello 1910.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I went on this trip with my best girlfriend and her husband.  Totally normal for the three of us to travel together since I'm the third wheel to their marriage.  We booked places through AirBnB to get the "local" experience, which was my first time using that site.  First stop, Costa Rica Surf and SUP in Playa Santa Teresa. Word to the wise, ask if the place has air conditioning.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Travel - Prague</image:title>
      <image:caption>Previously, I had 24 hours in Prague and used that time to stay up all night and see as much as possible.  But, this time, we had a few days, so I had plenty of time to stare at the astronomical clock all I wanted.   I'm so obsessed with this clock that I got part of it tattooed on my body.  So, there's that.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Travel - Austin, TX</image:title>
      <image:caption>A combination of Nashville and Bourbon street, Austin is everything you need for booze and live music.   Main Areas:  Rainey Street for old houses turned bars; Dirty 6th Street for the closest thing you'll find to Bourbon Street outside New Orleans; West 6th for a more local vibe; and East 6th for hipsters, live music, and fabulous brunch spots (Jacoby's or Yellow Jacket Social Club).</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Travel - Cape Town, South Africa</image:title>
      <image:caption>After a long journey into Cape Town, we did not have anything set on the itinerary for "must" do our first day.  We knew we wanted to see Table Mountain for the spectacular views, and we knew there were two ways to do it: hike to the top or take a cable car.   Being the athletes that we are, we decided we were going to hike to the top, then take the cable car back down.  Piece of cake... Right?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Travel - Victoria Falls, Zimbabwe</image:title>
      <image:caption>The southern part of Africa is known for "the bush" terrain, which is perfect for safaris and trophy hunting.  (Disclaimer:  I do not support trophy hunting.)  I chose Zimbabwe for our safari adventure because of Victoria Falls, one of the natural 7 wonders of the world.   There are several options for safari companies to plan the perfect excursion.  I used the Zambezi Safari Company to coordinate this portion of the trip.  Liz Ferreria was my liaision and coordinated transportation, accommodations, activities, etc.  She is absolutely amazing and even worked on her holiday to ensure we got the itinerary we wanted.  I would highly recommend using her in any future plans you may have.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The main gate said “Work sets you free.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jews were told they were taking showers before being ushered into the gas chambers, so they wouldn’t panic.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Americans helped liberate this camp in 1945 and stood for Western Germany and their democracy as Soviets took the East.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The first crematorium was too small for how many people the Nazis needed to burn, so they had to build a second, bigger one.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nazi propaganda blaming the Jews for their economic issues.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It is NEVER ok to sympathize with a Nazi, wear a swastika, or do a Nazi salute. NEVER. If someone thinks you did a Nazi salute, and that was NOT your intention, your only recourse is to apologize immediately. Not joke about it. Elon and Kanye, I’m talking to you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Many Jews tried to escape their circumstances and were shot or killed on the fence surrounding the camp.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Their bodies were left in the “blood ditch.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There are Scientists and Locals with gas monitors, who will recommend eviction or close the volcano down if the gas gets too strong. For this view, we were at the base of the lava field, where you cannot stay for long due to the gas emissions.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You’ll need the vaccine card (not a copy) and your passport to board the plane. Delta checks this about 3x at every checkpoint to ensure you have the correct paperwork.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We parked on the lot by the road due to the tiny rental car we got. The first part of the hike is miles of this view. The last part if the 1,000’+ elevation gain straight to the main viewpoint.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - How to Volcano - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The PCR certificate you’ll receive to exit the country to come back to the US.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - How to Volcano - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You’ll get a text like this once your results are processed. We got ours in about 5 minutes from testing since we were one of the first off the plane and the only plane that landed that morning.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - How to Volcano - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - How to Volcano - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>There are two parking lots by the trailhead. One is by the road and a longer hike; the second is a drive down an un-grated road and a shorter hike. You’ll drive past both of them by following the above map and can choose which one to park at based on your rental.</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2021/1/4/ecuador-pandemic-style</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-01-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Ecuador, Pandemic Style</image:title>
      <image:caption>Highly recommend a visit to the Intinan Museum for the real equator. There are 9 monuments in the “Middle of the World” that have the equator, but this one is the real deal.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Devil’s Cauldron waterfall.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Immigration checks your PCR test upon arrival and stamps it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Evidently, Cotopaxi is right behind us. Photo captured right after I fell and busted my knee.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“End of the World” swing.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Ecuador, Pandemic Style</image:title>
      <image:caption>Fortunately, we just saw monkeys - even though I’m convinced tarantulas were starring at me through the jungle.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>America really is phoning it in with our half-ass attempt at masks, hygiene, and social distancing.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Ecuador, Pandemic Style</image:title>
      <image:caption>Suchipakari Jungle Lodge.</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2020/7/20/new-normal</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-07-27</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Do I really think this piece of cloth that’s not medically graded is filtering the water vapor coming out of my mouth effectively? Probably not. But, will I wear it to comply with the requirements of Delta and the airport, so I can board airplanes? 100%.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sanitizing after every flight is a new Delta requirement. Not all airlines are practicing this, but Delta is taking extra precautions to make passengers feel safe.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The beer and wine selection is limited to single serve options that do not have ice handled by the flight attendants.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Departing flights in Atlanta are still at ~1/3 normal operation. July 4th weekend had additional flights, but nothing like a “normal” day in ATL.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All electronics had stickers proving they were sanitized.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ATL, JAX, and SAN require masks throughout the terminals. I’m sure most all airports will follow suit if they haven’t already, but these are the only airports I’ve been to the last 4 months… unfortunately :(</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Housekeeping encouraged guests not to allow entry by providing meals to local communities.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>First class can still board when they want; otherwise, it’s from the back to the front to limit passenger contact.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Empty bays all over the airport - even on a holiday weekend.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sky Clubs have adopted partition walls to encourage social distancing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>They’ve also brought back “meals” to First Class that are not touched by the flight attendants.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2020-06-02</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>These Delta screens should show over 1,000 flights for the day. Instead, they show 22 for the day. EMPTY.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>3,000 flights per day to less than 50.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Reminders all over the airports to wash your hands.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>New safety measure in TSA showing social distancing guidelines.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>People still loiter to board though. First class boards LAST now, but the loiterers remain.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Usually, you have to reserve a parking spot here. This lot just expanded because they were always so full. Now, EMPTY.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No passengers means no stores are open in the terminals.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ATL, Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport, busiest airport in the world and my second home.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>E Terminal at ATL with empty bays at every gate.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Airlines dispensing hand sanitizer throughout the flight.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>11 passengers on this flight to Savannah.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sky Clubs closed due to lack of passengers and flights.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Parking shuttle also practicing social distancing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Plane Train is usually body to body. Now, no one.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Parking also shows the 6’ separation.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Food and drink options are prepackaged.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Safety screens put up at all Delta counters.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2019-01-04</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Crabeater Seal.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Expedition Team, who decided what we did on a daily basis based on the weather.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Onboard crew, who kept us fed with phenomenal meals, which is impressive considering the closest grocery store was in South America.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My aunt made some lifelong friends as well.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tail of a Humpback Whale.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Most itineraries include a Polar Plunge.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ocean Nova ship through Antarctica 21. Less than 100 total passengers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Favorite picture of the entire trip (credit Joaquin). This little guy wanted a belly scratch because he was molting.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Antarctica Airways flies out of Punta Arenas, Chile. It’s the first flight to Antarctica.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Photo Credit: Joaquin Beccar (Onboard Photographer)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - The White Continent</image:title>
      <image:caption>Besties.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - The White Continent</image:title>
      <image:caption>Penguins are pretty much a guarantee.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2018/9/4/un-belize-able-vs-tulum-gahhhh</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-09-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - un-BELIZE-able vs. TULUM-gahhhh</image:title>
      <image:caption>Belize is a HUGE dive area.  Personally, I'm not into scuba, but if you dive, this place is supposedly incredible.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - un-BELIZE-able vs. TULUM-gahhhh</image:title>
      <image:caption>If you do have to stay on the mainland, check out Altun Ha, but only if it's a no-cruiseship-day.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you can't relax in Caye Caulker, you can't relax.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The owner of this place grilled whatever you wanted.  If he didn't have it, he'd go catch it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is this IG worthy?  Did I nail it?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What other reason is there to paint wings on a building than for Instagram?  (I made him do this.)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The owner of this place served us, then hung out with us while we ate.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2018/1/3/egyptians-ruin-egypt</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-01-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Egyptians Ruin Egypt</image:title>
      <image:caption>You have to pass through multiple metal detectors no matter where you're going.  Bomb and gun checks are standard.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tombs inside the Valley of the Kings.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Egyptians Ruin Egypt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Soldiers, tanks, and riot police are all everywhere.  Yes, their guns are loaded, and yes, they're there to make you feel safe.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Even with a local we were hassled on buying things - like camel rides.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A military cop took this pic after telling us to rub the wall for good luck.  Then held his hand out for money while pointing his loaded gun at our feet.  We paid the man.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A city of 10M surrounding the Great Pyramids of Cairo.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hatshepsut's tomb.  The "Luxor Massacre" occurred here in 1997.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2017/3/7/namaste</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2017-03-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Namaste</image:title>
      <image:caption>Myster, the best acro partner on the planet.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Namaste</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Namaste</image:title>
      <image:caption>Infinity pose.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Namaste</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pretty bad form here.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Namaste</image:title>
      <image:caption>Haven't done this since high school.</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2017/1/2/thats-all-she-wrote</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-01-11</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Doi Suthep, Chiang Mai.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Doi Suthep, Chiang Mai.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Haad Rin Beach, home to the original Full Moon party.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Silver Temple, Chiang Mai.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Black House, Chiang Rai.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Khlong Lan Waterfall.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>White Temple, Chiang Rai.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Phi Phi islands.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Koh Samui.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kamphaeng Phet.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sticky Waterfall.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bangkok.  The first and last place I'll visit in Thailand.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Peace out from Pai.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dragon Temple, Chiang Rai.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2016/12/15/merry-christmas</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-12-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Merry Christmas</image:title>
      <image:caption>Their version of Christmas food is a Santa ice cream cake.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Merry Christmas</image:title>
      <image:caption>Nativity scene play at school, Thai style.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Merry Christmas</image:title>
      <image:caption>Their attempt at a Christmas tree.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Merry Christmas</image:title>
      <image:caption>My roommate knows how much I love Christmas and surprised me by decorating my bike.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Merry Christmas</image:title>
      <image:caption>Anyone see a "Seasons Greetings" or "Happy Holidays"?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Merry Christmas</image:title>
      <image:caption>Over 200 students and no one answered #2 with "Santa."</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Merry Christmas</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Merry Christmas</image:title>
      <image:caption>I haven't seen one sign in Thailand that says, "Happy Holidays."</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Their gifts are packaged western food.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Costumes?  Check.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Merry Christmas</image:title>
      <image:caption>Not just one kid answered like this.  THEY ALL DID.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Merry Christmas</image:title>
      <image:caption>White teachers = Santa Claus.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Merry Christmas</image:title>
      <image:caption>Make-up?  Check.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2016/10/31/long-live-the-king</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-11-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Long Live the King</image:title>
      <image:caption>Google's cultural awareness game is strong.  The homepage will have a black logo for one year.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>AirAsia knows what's up, as well.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thais can write tributes and pay homage to the King at any of his shrines country wide.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Long Live the King</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is the Thai wardrobe for the next year.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you are not wearing black, a ribbon should be placed on your left sleeve to honor the King.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Long Live the King</image:title>
      <image:caption>Many Thais are posting statuses like this on their Facebook due to tourists disrespecting their King.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2016/10/30/god-bless-america</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-11-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - God Bless America</image:title>
      <image:caption>Plus, we made ALL of this, and we invented the internet.  It doesn't get better than that.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - God Bless America</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - God Bless America</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - God Bless America</image:title>
      <image:caption>We're already great.  We're the best.  GOD BLESS AMERICA.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2016/1/17/the-price-is-right</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-09-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - The Price is Right</image:title>
      <image:caption>But, there is no shortage of adult diapers (aka: pads).</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - The Price is Right</image:title>
      <image:caption>$5.60 for a small bag of granola.  This is equivalent to 7 Thai meals.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - The Price is Right</image:title>
      <image:caption>$20 for a 4-pack, and that's a sale price!  It's cheaper for me to have them bought in the states and mailed to me, which I've done.  Thanks, Brittany :)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Controlled, high-top underwear.  My favorite.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - The Price is Right</image:title>
      <image:caption>$3.30 for a box of cereal.  I could buy 4 Thai meals for the cost of this box, which has 2 servings in it.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - The Price is Right</image:title>
      <image:caption>$18.00 for the one bottle of wine available.  It's a third of my rent and tastes like swill.  But, desperate times call for desperate measures, so I've gotten it a few times.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - The Price is Right</image:title>
      <image:caption>Foreigners pay 600% more than locals.  Thais pay $1.50, and falangs pay $8.50.  That's obscene.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - The Price is Right</image:title>
      <image:caption>$5.40 = 6 Thai meals, or 2 days of eating for one block of cheese.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - The Price is Right</image:title>
      <image:caption>$4 for a pack of 8.  I can get a 50 pack from CVS for $8 in the states.  This is literally the only box available in my town.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - The Price is Right</image:title>
      <image:caption>$60 for a fifth of Grey Goose.  If I liked Grey Goose, I'd probably buy this.  But, that's more than my rent.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - The Price is Right</image:title>
      <image:caption>$5.00 = 5 Thai meals</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2016/9/6/5-tips-for-living-in-thailand</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-09-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - 5 Tips for Living in Thailand</image:title>
      <image:caption>That one time I thought I had Lyme disease.... or that a really creative spider bit me in an upside down "Punisher" pattern.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"Ham and Cheese" is my favorite.  I try not to eat it during the day, so I don't think about what it is too much.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>600% mark-up for foreigners.  SIX HUNDRED PERCENT.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is one of the better "kitchens" since it has running water rather than a bucket of soapy water.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, you thought I was joking about the flash-floods?</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2016/6/27/ride-or-die</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-08-17</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>This might look like luxury, but don't be fooled.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Actually, there is something better.  Getting stuck on a local bus without air con.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Standard "first class" coach.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The best part is the metal interior that radiates heat, so you can fully bake alive.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Assume the position and hope for the best.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Thai version of the "Price is Right" (aka my slow, painful death).</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Packaged meat, again!  YUM!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Unlike this guy, who sounded like he was sawing logs with his nose hairs for 3 straight hours.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Ride or Die</image:title>
      <image:caption>At least you get a pillow and blanket on "VIP" buses... that have been used for months by other passengers since Thailand doesn't care about hygiene and cleanliness.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Luxury.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Ride or Die</image:title>
      <image:caption>This might look like a decent seat to sit in for 8 hours, but it's not.  Remember:  Thais love to sleep on surfaces that have the same consistency as plywood.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2016/7/29/passport-stamp-whores</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-08-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Passport Stamp Whores</image:title>
      <image:caption>These immigration officers knew what they were doing.  For once.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Immigration check-ins.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Passport Stamp Whores</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is the new one.  LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THESE STAMPS!  I DO NOT WANT ANY MORE STAMPS!  STOP GIVING ME STAMPS!  PLEASE!!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are these really necessary?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Passport Stamp Whores</image:title>
      <image:caption>Not sure I needed two visa stickers to go to Zimbabwe and Zambia, but I'll take it!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2016/5/11/safety-first</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-06-27</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Hanoi, Vietnam</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Manila, Philippines</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bangkok, Thailand</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Koh Phangan, Thailand I met some Kiwi Sparky's (Electricians) on this beach, who were begging people not to walk under this area.  Live wires were shooting off sparks night and day, and one of them was laying on the ground... in water.  Smart.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kanchanaburi, Thailand  Pretty sure this pole can hold at least 100 more cables before it's over capacity.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2016/3/14/spelling-bee-champions</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-06-05</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>How exactly does one "turn the left"?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Spelling Bee Champions</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Spelling Bee Champions</image:title>
      <image:caption>Spa-ketty.  My favorite.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Spelling Bee Champions</image:title>
      <image:caption>"Word" class standard, huh?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Spelling Bee Champions</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Spelling Bee Champions</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is just plain efficient.  Who needs those pesky extra letters to spell "Duty Free"?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Spelling Bee Champions</image:title>
      <image:caption>Even the fancy "restaurants" enjoy a good misspelling.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Spelling Bee Champions</image:title>
      <image:caption>Could I please have a "manu"? Thanks.  I'll have the "rost" pork.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/555a6bd1e4b06f6e6f4313b5/1463209401792-GCIN8EV3BGRZURSOVLY8/image-asset.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Spelling Bee Champions</image:title>
      <image:caption>I'm proud to be part of this "Institue."</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Spelling Bee Champions</image:title>
      <image:caption>"A" or "E" = same same.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2016/5/10/squat-squad</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-05-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Squat Squad</image:title>
      <image:caption>His feet are touching, and his ass is on the ground - FLAT FOOTED.  That's right, I'm talking about the old man on the right, who's at least 60.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Squat Squad</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sup?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Squat Squad</image:title>
      <image:caption>Like packaging coffee... all day... In this same position.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Squat Squad</image:title>
      <image:caption>Heels?  Squat?  No problem.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Squat Squad</image:title>
      <image:caption>Kids, babies, and infants across the world can do it.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Squat Squad</image:title>
      <image:caption>As demonstrated above (Thanks, Erin!), holding on is one of the best options for getting low for Westerners.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Squat Squad</image:title>
      <image:caption>This guy works on my scooter for hours at a time in this same position.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Squat Squad</image:title>
      <image:caption>No way I can get my feet closer without a knee blowout.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Squat Squad</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Squat Squad</image:title>
      <image:caption>Seriously?  This is comfortable?</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2016/3/24/im-melting</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-05-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - I'm Melting</image:title>
      <image:caption>Standard scooter attire.  Good news: long pants generate quite a bit of ass-sweat.  Swamp-ass is another serious problem in Thailand.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - I'm Melting</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is the weather for 9 out of 12 months.  WHY DO I LIVE HERE AGAIN?!?!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - I'm Melting</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is the only air conditioned gym in all of KPP... But Adam and I still rain down sweat inside this place.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - I'm Melting</image:title>
      <image:caption>Standard "restaurant" in KPP.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2016/1/26/and-thats-a-wrap</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-03-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - And... That's a Wrap</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bangkok &gt; Perth</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - And... That's a Wrap</image:title>
      <image:caption>Guess what?!  ALL THESE KIDS PASS WITH AN AUTOMATIC 50%!!!  HOORAY!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - And... That's a Wrap</image:title>
      <image:caption>Clearly, this was an accident in spelling.  I know what you meant, darling.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - And... That's a Wrap</image:title>
      <image:caption>Anything above 50% is a pass.  Finals are worth 30% of the grade.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - And... That's a Wrap</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - And... That's a Wrap</image:title>
      <image:caption>I'm supposed to pass student 12, 14, and 15, who have 17%, 24%, and 7.9% out of 70%, respectively?  K.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - And... That's a Wrap</image:title>
      <image:caption>Perth &gt; Manila</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - And... That's a Wrap</image:title>
      <image:caption>Final for the kid who's got 8% out of 70%.  Solid effort, bud.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - And... That's a Wrap</image:title>
      <image:caption>Time is by far the hardest thing I taught all year.  Thai time is based on a 6-hour clock, so kids are clueless on 12 and 24 hour systems as illustrated above.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - And... That's a Wrap</image:title>
      <image:caption>Siem Reap &gt; Hanoi</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - And... That's a Wrap</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - And... That's a Wrap</image:title>
      <image:caption>Coron &gt; Siem Reap</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Blog - And... That's a Wrap</image:title>
      <image:caption>It's alright, honey.  I know that you know what 14 minus 5 equals.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - And... That's a Wrap</image:title>
      <image:caption>Really learned a lot about mass this term, huh kid?</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2016/1/18/yhb57otvji5iu1z29i460zxfd6ed6s</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-03-06</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Food Porn</image:title>
      <image:caption>Since when are hot dogs with hair sprouting out the top a delicacy?</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/555a6bd1e4b06f6e6f4313b5/1454988918053-66VFMY0WCM1F3ZE5B98U/image-asset.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Food Porn</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Food Porn</image:title>
      <image:caption>"Yum Wun Sen" - Glass noodle with minced pork.  Close second on my favorite dish.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Food Porn</image:title>
      <image:caption>Obligatory Pad Thai, which every Westerner knows how to order. Pad = Fried</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Food Porn</image:title>
      <image:caption>WTF is this?</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/555a6bd1e4b06f6e6f4313b5/1454984160633-6HBUKBY7O08DMYMO83Y0/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Food Porn</image:title>
      <image:caption>YUM, rice and meat!  AGAIN!!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Food Porn</image:title>
      <image:caption>"Sen Me Ghai" - Thin noodle in broth with chicken.  My absolute favorite dish in KPP.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Food Porn</image:title>
      <image:caption>Meat sticks are a big seller.  What meat?  No one knows.  Could be fish, pork, chicken, or any combination of any part of an animal you can think of.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Food Porn</image:title>
      <image:caption>Breakfast?  Lunch?  Dinner?  Same same same.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Food Porn</image:title>
      <image:caption>"Tom Yum" soup.  If you don't like spice, stay away from this.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/555a6bd1e4b06f6e6f4313b5/1454988810708-ZYLY6YWJQPJF6Y9M46RV/image-asset.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Food Porn</image:title>
      <image:caption>What is this?  Why is this pink?  WHO IS EATING THIS???</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2016/1/4/homesick</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-02-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Homesick</image:title>
      <image:caption>Can't wait to do this to my future niece / nephew.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Homesick</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Homesick</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Homesick</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Homesick</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Homesick</image:title>
      <image:caption>Solid haircuts, mom.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Homesick</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Homesick</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2016/1/17/lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-thai</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-02-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Lifestyles of the Rich and... Thai</image:title>
      <image:caption>Gotta pay for that stash... I mean, rent.  Same same.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Rhyme or Reason - Who needs it?</image:title>
      <image:caption>I think this is supposed to be me?!  Kids give me anime drawings all the time.  No clue what the words say.</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2015/11/18/squat-toilets</loc>
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    <lastmod>2015-12-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Squat Toilets... Or, Insanity?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Even "western" toilets have the sprayer.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Squat Toilets... Or, Insanity?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Worst one I've seen.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Squat Toilets... Or, Insanity?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Standard pit-stop bathroom.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Standard bathroom at school.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Squat Toilets... Or, Insanity?</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2015/11/15/teacher-panda</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-11-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Teacher Panda needs a Valium</image:title>
      <image:caption>50 of the exact same picture from the front of the room... or it didn't happen.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Teacher Panda needs a Valium</image:title>
      <image:caption>My life would forever be void had I missed the Thai version of Madam Tussauds...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Teacher Panda needs a Valium</image:title>
      <image:caption>3 people taking photos and 1 videoing our class WATCHING a PowerPoint... That's right.  WATCHING a screen.  Because, Thailand.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Teacher Panda needs a Valium</image:title>
      <image:caption>My thoughts EXACTLY.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Teacher Panda needs a Valium</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Teacher Panda needs a Valium</image:title>
      <image:caption>I think these kids play too many video games.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Teacher Panda needs a Valium</image:title>
      <image:caption>50 pictures of us sitting in a room... or it didn't happen.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Teacher Panda needs a Valium</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Teacher Panda needs a Valium</image:title>
      <image:caption>Phra Pathom Chedi - largest Buddhist chedi in the world (allegedly)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2015/11/6/m-f</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-11-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Life Lessons - Thailand Edition</image:title>
      <image:caption>WHERE ARE THE SPORTS?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Life Lessons - Thailand Edition</image:title>
      <image:caption>I am really tall in Thailand though, which is a first.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Life Lessons - Thailand Edition</image:title>
      <image:caption>Evidentially, I have to wear something similar in a couple weeks for the teacher's "sports day"?!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Life Lessons - Thailand Edition</image:title>
      <image:caption>How do you play sports in this attire?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Life Lessons - Thailand Edition</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Life Lessons - Thailand Edition</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Life Lessons - Thailand Edition</image:title>
      <image:caption>Scooter burns, aka "Thai Tattoos."</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2015/10/13/kamphaengphet-huh</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-10-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Kamphaeng... HUH?</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Kamphaeng... HUH?</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Kamphaeng... HUH?</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Kamphaeng... HUH?</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Mathematics and Grammar Curriculum.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Kamphaeng... HUH?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Melisa (English name) and I are going to rock out some primary school.... Maybe... Hopefully.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Kamphaeng... HUH?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Kamphaeng Phet ("Diamond Wall") Province Kamphaeng = wall, Phet = diamond</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2015/10/5/hell-week</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-10-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Hell Week</image:title>
      <image:caption>I didn't fail, obviously.  But, I could've.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Hell Week</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Literally.  Zillions.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Hell Week</image:title>
      <image:caption>Back sweat is sexy, right?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Hell Week</image:title>
      <image:caption>Graduating class of 2015.  Never thought I'd say that again...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Hell Week</image:title>
      <image:caption>Fake it 'til you make it.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2015/9/27/dorm-life</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-09-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Humble Pie</image:title>
      <image:caption>Home sweet home.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Humble Pie</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - Humble Pie</image:title>
      <image:caption>Like, what is that?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - Humble Pie</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://bozoonthegozo.com/new-blog-avenue/2015/5/18/one-way</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2015-11-15</lastmod>
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